New Fragrance: Le Fabrique Softner

I have done away with my perfume bottles! I´ve retired them for a much strong scent: dryer sheets! MMmmmm... The clean mexican smell....nothing beats it! And it´s so potent, long lasting. You know the one I´m talking about. It´s the way all Mexicans smell. Their fabric softner must only come in ´original´. The smell lingers even after a hot sweaty day...mmmm fabric softner, Mexico original. I think they have a patent pending!